The Chan Rated R

BE SCARED. BE VERY VERY SCARED.

If you wish to run back to the page where you originally access this dangerous page from, click HERE.

If you continue, you do so at your own risk. I will hold no responsibility for any harm done either to you, your family, friends, your computer, pets or animals. You continue through this page completely at your own risk. I will not accept responsibility for any damage caused whatsoever, including mental side effects, growth impairment, mental impairment, or other associated diseases and/or viruses and/or ill-effects.

The reason that I only put a link to this page on my main page was because of the nature of this page.

You continue only if you accept the above agreements.

I ACCEPT AND WISH TO RISK MY LIFE - CONTINUE

I DO NOT ACCEPT THE ABOVE AGREEMENTS - GET ME OUT OF HERE QUICK!

 

 

 

 

 

Be scared. Be scared. Be scared. Be scared. Be scared. Be scared. Be scared. Be scared. Be scared. Be scared.

YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO PROCEED. THIS IS THE FINAL PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BE ASKED FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION. ARE YOU STILL SURE YOU WANT TO PROCEED?

Remember, I will not accept responsibility this page and the information contained in this page will do to you or your computer.

YES I AM SURE AND STOP ASKING ME THESE ANNOYING QUESTIONS

NO I AM NOT SURE - PLEASE SAVE ME FROM A LIFETIME OF TORTURE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared. Be very scared.

You have now entered the CHAN ZONE - please note that mental guidance counsellors are advised.

This page introduces to you people out there in the unsuspecting world the dangerous and spooky aspects of THE CHAN. If at any time you are freaked out, please feel free to end your session here immediately, or else serious mental alterations may result.

Please note that this page was last updated on - 14/04/98 22:40:34

YOU ARE VICTIM NUMBER 

 Please scroll down while you are viewing to see more details about the CHAN.

 SCROLL DOWN PLEASE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE CHAN FILES

Rated "FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, NOT FOR YOUR PRINTER"

I will be adding a picture gallery of the CHAN later on. Please come back later to see the pictures of the beloved CHAN.

If you would like to comment on CHAN, please tell me and I would happily post them onto this page.

Below is a table outlining the features of the CHAN

 

Feature

Value

SIZE

Oh, really small.

Dangerousnessness

RUN!

SPEED

Really quick. Faster than light. That's not a complement.

EFFECTIVENESS

Always effective against its prey.

EFFECTS

Many mental problems, including warping of the mind, mental defects, growth impairment, appearance like you are on drugs, various other psychological effects like dementation, the CHAN effect, etc.

APPEARANCE

Deceptive, rather small, sneaky, scary, spooky, eyes twitch as if on LSD or similar drugs, other features not yet known from previous encounters. If you have been encountered, please tell me all about your experience and I will post them onto this page.

COMMENTS

You can run but you can't hide!

 

Haven't heard enough? Well, download the CHAN STORY and read all about the CHAN. Please note that the document is written in Word 6 format, and so you will need a compatible word processor to view the downloadable document.

 

Click HERE to download THE CHAN STORY - written by Danny Liu.

If you have trouble downloading this file, which I think you will, please e-mail be and I will send you a copy of the CHAN to you via e-mail, or ICQ if you have ICQ. This is only if you are seriously interested in the CHAN.

 

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